HIM: Firstly it's a week later and you still haven't clarified my question on those date proposals, please do today or I can't do it.
HIM: P has come over with his school trousers badly damaged and said you told him to wear them just before coming here. What's that all about?
HER: Don't threaten me I'd already said fine and u can talk I asked u 2 have the kids 4 the first time in 4 years as I was at a funerel and u didn't even have the decency 2 get back 2 me then lied to the childeren and said you did?? As for P's trousers I'd ask him to change them as they were dirty and 2 put clean ones on so get your facts straight!
HER: Congrats on the new baby, I'll get every one to put it on Facebook 4 u
Just to remind you....